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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:02

What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What makes you different?

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.